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Zombies T-Shirts
Zombie Survival Rules Poster: Vintage civil-defense bulletin on cream paper inside a yellow/black hazard-stripe border: OFFICIAL / ZOMBIE SURVIVAL / RULES, issued by the Zombiest Dept

Zombie Survival Rules Poster

Wall art for a house that laughs at the dark.

$29.95

  • A print big enough to own the wall.
  • A print that stays put. No cracking after the wash.
  • Made after you order, so it is never a leftover.

Perfect for horror fans, gifts, and people who would rather laugh at the apocalypse.

This is finished art. Use Zombify if you want your own face or pet on a portrait.

Size

Build your horde: 2 save 10%, 3+ save 15%.

  • Printed to order.
  • Made in about 2–5 business days. Carrier transit is extra.
  • Free US shipping on orders $60+
  • Original art, designed in-house.

Order by Oct 16 (standard) or Oct 20 (express).

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Complete the look

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The Undead Guarantee: misprint, damage, the wrong item, or a lost package. Photo within 30 days of delivery. Returns.

Post the rules before the outbreak, not after. This vintage civil-defense style poster lists ten original, very necessary zombie survival rules, from "Never check out the noise" to "The basement is a trap", inside a hazard-stripe border with bold bulletin typography. It fits game rooms, garages, dorms and office break rooms, and it is a funny housewarming gift for the prepper in your life. The rules are all original writing, with no franchise quotes. Why you will love it: original artwork with no franchise IP, a high-contrast palette with a bold outline so it pops on dark and light colors, and printed on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Perfect for: game rooms, home theaters, dorms, offices, Halloween party decor and gifts for movie buffs. Fit and material (Matte Vertical Poster): Premium matte paper, portrait orientation, available 11x14, 12x18, 18x24 (art is built at 18x24 in / 5400x7200 px @300dpi). Frame not included. Care: Keep out of direct sunlight and moisture; frame behind glass or acrylic for longevity. Halloween delivery: order by Fri Oct 16 (standard) or Tue Oct 20 (Express).

Questions

Is this design original?

Yes. Every graphic is drawn in-house by Zombies T-Shirts with no movie, TV or game characters, logos or quotes, so you can wear it anywhere.

Will the colors look good on my background color?

The artwork uses a black keyline and high-contrast palette so it reads on both dark and light surfaces.

What are the specs?

Premium matte paper, portrait orientation, available 11x14, 12x18, 18x24 (art is built at 18x24 in / 5400x7200 px @300dpi). Frame not included.

How do I care for it?

Keep out of direct sunlight and moisture; frame behind glass or acrylic for longevity.

Will it arrive before Halloween?

Order by Friday, October 16 with standard shipping, or by Tuesday, October 20 with Express shipping, for delivery by Halloween (Sat Oct 31) in the US. Every item is printed on demand; production plus US transit usually takes about 4 to 10 business days.

Questions

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders $60+ Standard is $6.95 until then. Express is $14.95 and is still charged above the threshold. Production takes about 2–5 business days after the order is paid. Carrier transit is extra. Those ranges are planning numbers, not a guaranteed delivery date.

Returns

The Undead Guarantee. Misprint, print defect, transit damage, wrong item, or a lost package: send a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund it. Wrong size or a change of mind is not covered. Wrong size or changed your mind? That is not covered. Use the size guide, then take 15% off a re-order.

Printing

Printed to order after you pay. Nothing is sitting on a shelf waiting.

Care

Follow the care note on the product. Hand washing keeps a print vivid longest.

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Size chart

Posters are 18 by 24 inches.

Need a different size after it arrives? Email us and we will take 15% off a re-order. A wrong size is not a defect.

$29.95

Free US shipping on orders $60+