The usual options are boring
Another skull that could belong to anyone. A costume that itches. A black shirt with nothing to do with your dog, your crew, or your grandma.
Halloween
Laugh at the apocalypse
See yourself or your pet zombified in seconds. Then wear it.
Want it for the party? Order while the mail window is open.
Standard orders close Oct 16. Express closes Oct 20. 17 days left.
See it in seconds
Upload a photo. See yourself or your pet zombified before you spend a dollar. Approve that preview. We print that image, not a guess.
We started Zombies T-Shirts for people who'd rather laugh at the apocalypse than hide from it. Your dog, your crew, your grandma. All zombified, and wearing it proud.
Proof, without the fan fiction
You see the preview before we print. If it is not them, you do not buy it. We do not invent reviews, star ratings, or a crowd that is not here yet.
Be the first to review, once your order lands. We will ask. We will not make one up.
The offer
Made just for you
Every shirt is printed after you order it, so yours is fresh, never sitting in a warehouse.
Build a horde
Two items save 10%. Three or more save 15%. The price on the product stays the price. The savings show up in the cart.
Fast US shipping
Standard is $6.95. Express is $14.95. Free when the merchandise hits $60. Production is about 2–5 business days, then transit.
Saturday Night Dead 10.31.26 Tee
$29.95
Cute But Undead Pink Zombie Sweatshirt
$42.95
They Came From the Cul-de-Sac Retro Horror Poster
$29.95
Zombie Survival Kit Sticker Sheet
$9.95
Undead Squad 2026 Group Tee (Personalized)
$32.95
Undead Coven Witchcore Sweatshirt
$42.95
Digital Undead Kit
$12.95
Please Rewind Before the Dead Rise VHS Tee
$29.95
Emergency Broadcast: The Dead Are Walking Hoodie
$54.95
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Club Tee
$26.95
Dead Inside But Caffeinated Mug
$21.95
Insert Coin to Keep Living Pixel Zombie Tee
$26.95
The Undead Guarantee
If it arrives misprinted, damaged, or as the wrong item, or the package never shows up, we reprint or refund it. Send a photo within 30 days of delivery.
A wrong size or a change of heart is not a defect. Check the size guide before you order. Read the returns terms.
Halloween
Order in time to wear it
Standard shipping by Oct 16. Express by Oct 20. After that, the digital kit is instant.
Standard orders close Oct 16. Express closes Oct 20. 17 days left.
See the Halloween editQuestions
How fast is the preview?
Seconds. Upload a photo of a person or a pet and you see the zombie version before you buy. The first preview is free.
When do you print?
Right after you approve the preview and check out. Every piece is made for that order.
What if it arrives wrong?
The Undead Guarantee covers a misprint, damage, the wrong item, or a lost package. Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund it. A wrong size or a change of heart is not a defect. Use the size guide.
What does shipping cost?
Standard is $6.95. Express is $14.95. Shipping is free when the merchandise hits $60. Downloads and store credit are not mailed.
What do extra faces cost?
The first face is included. Each face after that is $8.
Collections
Custom portraitsPeople, couples, and the whole crew. You approve the preview, then we print it.PetsDogs, cats, and the other animals who run the house. Undead, and still cute.Cute undeadSoft colors and zombies that showed up cute.WastelandFinished graphics for people who want the joke without an upload.VHS horrorTracking lines and rented-tape title cards. Original art. No studio logos.Retro and arcadePixel zombies, insert-coin graphics, and retro horror posters.Witch and HalloweenWitchcore covens and Halloween art that is not tied to one date.SeasonalDesigns dated for a holiday, including Halloween 2026. They stay in the shop after the season.Survival clubApocalypse club tees, rule posters, and survival sticker kits.GiftsMugs, posters, and the shirt you buy when you know their sense of humor.DigitalThe portrait as a download, plus store credit when a mailbox is the wrong gift.
Your turn
A photo. A few seconds. A shirt that looks like your life, after the outbreak.