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My Cat Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Tee

$26.95

A zombie shirt with a joke that lands.

Color: Black
Size: M

This is finished art. Use Zombify if you want your own face or pet on a portrait.

Order today, arrives Thu, Oct 22 โ€“ Fri, Oct 30 (US standard, estimate)

๐ŸŽƒ Order by Fri, Oct 16 (standard) or Tue, Oct 20 (express) for Halloween

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  • A soft, lightweight retail-fit jersey.
  • A print that stays put. No cracking after the wash.
  • Made after you order, so it is never a leftover.

Perfect for pet people, dog dads, and anyone whose cat would outlive the outbreak.

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Ordering 3 for a group? Each one is $26.95, so 3 together come to $68.72 in total after the 15% horde discount (normally $80.85).

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Let's be honest: when the dead rise, the cat is making it and you are not. This tee shows a smug black cat perched on a tombstone, just out of reach of the zombie hands below, with the line MY CAT WOULD SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (I WOULD NOT). It suits cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has watched their cat ignore danger entirely. It is funny all year and extra fitting in spooky season. Why you will love it: original artwork with no franchise IP, a high-contrast palette with a bold outline so it pops on dark and light colors, and printed on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Perfect for: Halloween parties, haunted houses, horror movie nights, conventions, and as an easy gift for the horror fan who has everything. Fit and material (Bella+Canvas 3001): Modern retail unisex fit that is soft, light and drapey: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blends), about 4.2 oz. True to size. If you are between sizes, size up. Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron over the print. Halloween delivery: order by Fri Oct 16 (standard) or Tue Oct 20 (Express).

Questions

Is the color in the photos accurate?

Yes. Each color swatch switches the photos to that exact blank with this design on it. Screens vary a little, so the fabric swatch is the closest match.

Is this design original?

Yes. Every graphic is drawn in-house by Zombies T-Shirts with no movie, TV or game characters, logos or quotes, so you can wear it anywhere.

Will the colors look good on my background color?

The artwork uses a black keyline and high-contrast palette so it reads on both dark and light garments.

How does it fit?

Modern retail unisex fit that is soft, light and drapey: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blends), about 4.2 oz. True to size. If you are between sizes, size up.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron over the print.

Will it arrive before Halloween?

Order by Friday, October 16 with standard shipping, or by Tuesday, October 20 with Express shipping, for delivery by Halloween (Sat Oct 31) in the US. Every item is printed on demand; production plus US transit usually takes about 4 to 10 business days.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders $60+ Standard is $6.95 until then. Express is $14.95 and is still charged above the threshold. Production takes about 2โ€“5 business days after the order is paid, plus 2โ€“5 business days of carrier transit. Ordered today, it should arrive Thu, Oct 22 โ€“ Fri, Oct 30. Times are estimates.

Returns

The Undead Guarantee. Misprint, print defect, transit damage, wrong item, or a lost package: send a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund it. Wrong size or changed your mind? Order the one you want at 15% off.

Printing

Printed to order after you pay. Nothing is sitting on a shelf waiting.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.

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Size guide ยท Bella+Canvas 3001

Chest is the width of the shirt laid flat. Length is from the shoulder to the hem. Soft, lightweight retail-fit jersey. True to size. If you are between sizes, size up.

SizeChestLength
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in

Need a different size after it arrives? Email us and we will take 15% off a re-order.