Zombify Me Custom Pet Portrait Tee
$36.95
My Cat Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Tee
A zombie shirt with a joke that lands.
$26.95
- A soft, lightweight retail-fit jersey.
- A print that stays put. No cracking after the wash.
- Made after you order, so it is never a leftover.
Perfect for pet people, dog dads, and anyone whose cat would outlive the outbreak.
This is finished art. Use Zombify if you want your own face or pet on a portrait.
Build your horde: 2 save 10%, 3+ save 15%.
- Printed to order.
- Made in about 2–5 business days. Carrier transit is extra.
- Free US shipping on orders $60+
- Original art, designed in-house.
Order by Oct 16 (standard) or Oct 20 (express).
The Undead Guarantee. Misprint, print defect, transit damage, wrong item, or a lost package: send a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund it. Wrong size or a change of mind is not covered. Full policy
Complete the look
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- Zombie Survival Kit Sticker Sheet · $9.95
Matching crew
A 3-pack is $80.85 before the horde discount, $68.72 after 15% off.
The Undead Guarantee: misprint, damage, the wrong item, or a lost package. Photo within 30 days of delivery. Returns.
Let's be honest: when the dead rise, the cat is making it and you are not. This tee shows a smug black cat perched on a tombstone, just out of reach of the zombie hands below, with the line MY CAT WOULD SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (I WOULD NOT). It suits cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has watched their cat ignore danger entirely. It is funny all year and extra fitting in spooky season. Why you will love it: original artwork with no franchise IP, a high-contrast palette with a bold outline so it pops on dark and light colors, and printed on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Perfect for: Halloween parties, haunted houses, horror movie nights, conventions, and as an easy gift for the horror fan who has everything. Fit and material (Bella+Canvas 3001): Modern retail unisex fit that is soft, light and drapey: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blends), about 4.2 oz. True to size; women may prefer one size down. Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron over the print. Halloween delivery: order by Fri Oct 16 (standard) or Tue Oct 20 (Express).
Questions
Is this design original?
Yes. Every graphic is drawn in-house by Zombies T-Shirts with no movie, TV or game characters, logos or quotes, so you can wear it anywhere.
Will the colors look good on my background color?
The artwork uses a black keyline and high-contrast palette so it reads on both dark and light garments.
How does it fit?
Modern retail unisex fit that is soft, light and drapey: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blends), about 4.2 oz. True to size; women may prefer one size down.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not iron over the print.
Will it arrive before Halloween?
Order by Friday, October 16 with standard shipping, or by Tuesday, October 20 with Express shipping, for delivery by Halloween (Sat Oct 31) in the US. Every item is printed on demand; production plus US transit usually takes about 4 to 10 business days.
Questions
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $60+ Standard is $6.95 until then. Express is $14.95 and is still charged above the threshold. Production takes about 2–5 business days after the order is paid. Carrier transit is extra. Those ranges are planning numbers, not a guaranteed delivery date.
Returns
The Undead Guarantee. Misprint, print defect, transit damage, wrong item, or a lost package: send a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund it. Wrong size or a change of mind is not covered. Wrong size or changed your mind? That is not covered. Use the size guide, then take 15% off a re-order.
Printing
Printed to order after you pay. Nothing is sitting on a shelf waiting.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
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